Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

AMBU Land to cut by 25%

At least Bill Kerns will finally be gone. Hopefully the mouth-breather Lohr will go with him. As for the master leg humper/Marco Rubio wannabe, that's up in the air. Surface Land is also likely to lose one person as a result of the JV Core area being handled by two groups rather than the current 3. Maybe big tits Wagstaff will take some time away from picking out her newest g-string and start whacking the bullshitters and leg humpers infesting AMBU. Some of these folks must make Ron Munn want to vomit. Thank God the Dub-V beauty queen was run out of town or else there would be one more innocent hard worker left standing in order to protect the Kerns legacy.

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Post ID: @OP+FVPoSOE

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Ha GAYYY!! You are borderline retarded saying the same shit over and over. I bet you live in your parents basement still, and were cut months ago. You know you'll never find another cake job of sitting on your fatass and gossiping all day. That's why most you Chevron guys are so bitter. What will we do, I might actually have to get a job that requires physical labor. It's a shame you even get to say you worked in the oilfield because in reality you never stepped foot on a location or done anything but make copies and scan papers.

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Post ID: @7vmk+FVPoSOE

Hmm... never knew DeadWood could be so noisy. Wait! What was that big crunching sound? Oh, that was a piece of DeadWood falling off the 12th floor of a parking garage... Wait! What was that big splash? Oh, that was another piece of DeadWood falling off a bridge... Boy, you DeadWood sure get around don't you?

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Post ID: @6yyw+FVPoSOE

Do you even know how to swing an axe? And did you just threaten me? Won't be hard to obtain your IP address now, considering they will have to provide it. Lol thanks boy

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Post ID: @5oky+FVPoSOE

Don't take much bait for the DEADWOOD to come out of the closet! keep coming out cause the ax ain't got no shortage of swing boy!

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Post ID: @5pbp+FVPoSOE

Yeah or they/you could grow the hell up and move on, because life is going too. You didn't make the cut, things happen, losers sit and blame everyone. You think chevron is the first or last company that is going to have issues and things wrong with them? Nope

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Post ID: @5plh+FVPoSOE

You are right, 5azq. The dweeb has to be a resentful turd that was laid off and now only has this venue to piss off ex and active Chevron employees with childish phases. He had to have been a low-educated worker as well. Likely he is a fat and lazy idiot who thought he found a company to pay him forever while he loafed around. He got caught by surprise and was tossed out quickly in the early rounds. I'd suggest to him to drop his usual vernacular and join the forum by venting his complaints in a more useful form. Not all of us are happy, dude. But it's a waste of your time and ours to post and read your shit.

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Post ID: @5fgd+FVPoSOE

Ambu is toast, shut up... Who wants to bet this dweeb was laid off? Can you please come up with something better than deadwood? If you have one creative/useful bone in your body, do it...

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Post ID: @5azq+FVPoSOE

Ambu is toast. Only the deadwood is left.

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Post ID: @5lis+FVPoSOE

Well, this sure spread like wildfire. Don't let rumors derail your day. People post shit like this during stressful times and those aren't the people making decisions. The cuts have been presented so now it's time move on.

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Post ID: @3zom+FVPoSOE

More limited to 7,000 or 10,000? It's a matter of perspective.

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Post ID: @3sst+FVPoSOE

Looks like the bloodshed will be more limited than previously stated.

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Post ID: @3ztu+FVPoSOE

@FVPoSOE-jce You're a god damn liar. Post the email, if you really got a confidential project gas-lighting note.... otherwise know your role, and shut your mouth.

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Post ID: @3osq+FVPoSOE

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Kill the wabbit.

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Post ID: @2tzu+FVPoSOE

Kohne did not make the post entitled KOHNE'S REVENGE. I know this for a fact as I am the Kohne who is supposed to have written the post and I had no part in this.

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Post ID: @2lod+FVPoSOE

I highly doubt Kohne actually posted that. It's probably one of his disgruntled ex-employees just looking to stir up feces.

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Post ID: @2han+FVPoSOE

Hey -1opo, you know CNAEP land has a separate ROM (exclusive to land in all CNAEP BUs except CBU) and the org chart isn't public yet, right? Who divulged the new land org chart for AMBU?

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Post ID: @1zub+FVPoSOE

Yes, we were told that AMBU is in good shape as NG prices are better than oil??? WTF??? BOE is less than 10 bucks for NG???? And if we are so good why do we have 1/20 the number of rigs as Midcon? All smoke and mirrors. Of course we are idling this basin and BU!

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Post ID: @1cxp+FVPoSOE

CNAEP has their own ROM separate from the ESP.

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Post ID: @1opo+FVPoSOE

The new CNAEP land org chart is not public yet so I'm interested who told you this.

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Post ID: @1ggm+FVPoSOE

@qeb - The typical Chevron Supply Chain Management (SCM) salary is $125,704, which is 29% above the national average. Supply Chain Management salaries at Chevron can range from $120,810 - $130,598. This estimate is based upon 1 Chevron Supply Chain Management salary reports provided by employees. - Info Source: www.glassdoor.com

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Post ID: @ibz+FVPoSOE

Yikes! I got this email. Ms. Italian (Great person, not so great EA) emailed the wrong group, switched emails. Project gaslight?? Do the dumb bastards know what gaslighting means??? I immediately got a call that the email was confidential. How dysfunctional. They can't keep secret emails, secret, about moth balling the BU.

No dates or numbers were given, but message was clear. Project Gaslight will move forward. Please ensure critical processes are outlined and understood so we can transition without incident. WTF?

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Post ID: @jce+FVPoSOE

Bu has been failing for a long time. Not surprised. I have never seen such a horribly run organization . From D&C to Scm production to human resources they have no idea how to run a business. Finance was the worse. It took Guyton years before he figured that the bu wad losing millions.

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Post ID: @qeb+FVPoSOE

I agree. You do understand that if your not in D&C you are destined to be at a closing BU, or just opened in name only. Several of us received an email we should have not gotten. It was clearly stated that with current basin commodity prices that the BU would be shuttered, UNTIL FURTHER ECONOMIC CONDITIONS WARRANT. We got a twisted version, gas prices faired better than oil which is a lie. I know 1 land person who got this email and 2 from SCM.

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