The next layoff is going to be catastrophic.
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market caps come and go, once jana is out, stock will go back up.
ETGNFkQ-5vlk, a 50B implosion in mkt cap just to teach barry a lesson?
QC execs are having a field day with Jana. Teaching their bitch barry how a real company operates. He's going to run out with his tail between his legs after losing millions
1wgd: That's what Scotch is for!
@ETGNFkQ-1sdi OK BOSS
All is well kiddies, back to work.
HR lady asks to get back to Titanic
@1rjx .... RSF baby! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSexG1jsHl8
@ ttp: For some reason squid ravioli seems so appropriate, considering the diners--like little rubber pillows for their knees! The goat cheese profiteroles sound good, but rather basic for a catered gig. I would have at least stepped up my game a bit and added a pinch of cayenne or some Persian garlic to the goat cheese.
@barryjana down 600-700M on qcom and can't hedge per his agreement. What's a Hamptons man to do?
Get back to work so you can be on The Titanic when it sinks!
@pmp, i heard they also served a squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth with goat cheese profiteroles
Only a rumor guys and girls now get back to work.
@ vly: Shrimp are cheap this time of year. These guys probably don't even ask for a pillow for their knees.
The only good thing is that if one of the divided units is sold, the directors will probably be axed by the buyer with no GTFO package other than what WARN Act provides.
Hopefully the shrimp cocktail at the Dir+ holiday party was worth it.
Similar rumors are going on in AM
Woof!