This time the annual retreat of several hundred 'leaders' goes international to a resort in Europe. Last year was in San Diego as was posted in this forum. Here is the agenda:
- Pat each others back for a great job done in 2019 fooling TC on one side and lower level employees on the other.
- When TC declares successes like victory of pivot, and how he got smartly got rid of assets and people, and how he scared Tsmc into a deal (not sure if he still touts AMD stock trend as a measure of success), how he came up with new org structure, Clap loudly and Wag tails fast. Those who do it well will be promoted to VP. If you are a woman, you may be promoted to a SVP, because it's time GF does it in the name of diversity and inclusion (even though GF’s owners don’t have this in their middle eastern culture, they easily get fooled when TC tells them this is needed for IPO in US in 2022)
- Come up with some stupid KPIs to measure leadership effectiveness for 2020. Don’t worry they will not be tracked, just like nothing happened to 2019 ones.
- Meet n greet with counterparts from other sites and feel good that unity (there is a GF term for this) has been achieved. Lower, working level people can always interlock on phone.
- Vote for next years venue in Asia. There are 3 choices: Thailand, Thailand and Thailand.
- Eat, drink and have fun.
For those who are not going, hope you are enjoying the new low-priced specialty coffee machines.