got an invite for tomorrow with my one higher up. seems like the time is up to say good bye . hopefully its a lay off with severance and not fire you for no reason . Shall post details once the dust settles. take care fellow schwabbies
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Try this:
I respectfully decline due to a conflict with a previously scheduled nap time...WELLNESS!!!
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lol BM
Insanity but truthful lawlessness upon us. Let’s get it.
Actually have a double skip level tomorrow. Going two levels up boys.
I’m not certain of this, but I’ve done some digging on Schweb and apparently these “double skip” meetings are pretty rare.
The schwylaws clearly state: “In the case of double-skip meetings, employee shall be granted the opportunity to take the job of the initial skipped manager. This is referred to as a “schwamotion,” and, regardless of job level or length of tenure, this newly “schwamoted” employee shall be added to the line of succession and their name shall be drawn from the sorting hat at the next board meeting.”
Crazy, right? Hope I get Hufflepuff.
RIP RTO Delay Leaker (it is you, right?)
BM here. Heard from several BMs all over branch network that RMEs said to brace for impact. No insight around “inverted pyramid”, dates, restructuring, or names.
Phew not again
can confirm