Judging by the new internal marketing push, it’s all about- - - I’m really not sure.
The video is mostly an incoherent collection of ambiguous positive change buzzwords, with employees awkwardly reading the script like a hostage video.
Two hints to what it is about:
Discover the Global Business Solutions opportunity (Coming Soon!)
Discover the Supply Chain opportunity (Coming Soon!)
Watch the video referenced in an earlier comment.
Exactly what is being rolled out at EM.
Here is the link again.
https://youtu.be/spyJ5yxTfas
Leave it to this org to use a bunch of words to say a whole lot of nothing! This is a constant cycle I've noticed here, new 'grand' ideas, re-orgs, "let's do it this way instead", like a jenga tower they're trying to 'build' only for it to fall, and then try to build again! fuqing facepalm!
KM has been given a blank canvas to paint EM however she feels it is to look like.
"awkwardly reading the script like a hostage video" LOL 😆 this is awesome
What does Coming Soon mean?
Are these going to be big Reveal events and Roll Outs or will it happen slowly and one job announcement at a time?
Business transformation= layoffs
Organizational transformation= layoffs
Digital transformation=layoffs
There are so many elegant buzz words they have came up over time to refer to the same....
They don't call them "layoffs" either. They call them "performance reviews".
@unr. That is so spot on. Reinventing the Company just means a bunch of Corporate d-bag spin. We drill f n holes in the ground, sell oil and gas to people who turn it into simple products which billions of people want to burn to make their lives cushy and toasty That's all. Hahhaaaahhaa
*Discover the Global Business Solutions opportunity (Coming Soon!)
*Discover the Supply Chain opportunity (Coming Soon!)
Translation- move roles to low cost regions and outsource to 3P & MSPs
Where have I heard this before, wait here it is. https://youtu.be/spyJ5yxTfas
Don’t worry, it’ll be years late and $billions over budget, and end up becoming just another SAP upgrade
If you look hard enough around campus you'll see management consultants from BCG, Alvarez & Marsal, etc. Something is definitely coming!
We have a presumably-related Global Projects reorganisation again being introduced to us, similarly uncrystalized and without coherence. The scrypt reading however was a highlight for me, reflecting the inspiring leadership of LT #12b, clearly communicating their understanding and buy-in to the instruction for the Greater Good!
Is this the sh1t Digital Transformer worked on?