Chuck, Scott, and G2 aren’t even on it. They are “on the road with customers”. Un-freaking-believable.
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^^^^ Nailed it!
Dooms Day ahead :
Gary: Simplify what ? we don’t know yet, but we are working on it, I will continue to sell Splunk
Marketing: Storytelling by reading engineering developed script, no content or articulation. Educating d-mb sales folks
Operations: Licensing transformation (customer focus) becoming Console consolidation internal project
HR: Behavior and Mental illness ..when to eat food and world problems rather focus on employee
Doctor: I am going to solve ELT’s mental problem along with employee’s mental hygiene
Finance: We are on perfect trajectory
That was way worse than expected....
chuck's missing
"Hello from Bedfont Lakes! Change is the only constant!" - SE Supreme Leader
Scott is on...
Pump and Dump scheme by ELT
this is unbelievable.... Liz is talking about lowering the attrition rate ...WTF we just sent home thousands of employees
Fran is telling these guys to stall so the Q&A is <5 minutes.
@rzs+1uMj9JDI They can claim it’s the “last resort” because it’s the also the first, and only, approach they know.
"layoffs are a last resort" are they tho?
Story-telling by corp marketing with engineering scripted ppt.
Trash elt trash beat
Disappointing. Not surprising, but still disappointing.
34 Mil bonus ain’t easy.