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Who’s excited to RTO on Wednesday?!

Anxiety levels are through the roof… can’t believe this is really happening :(

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@mxs+1qnern8Q

Hahahahahaha, it's almost as if you don't know how much YouTube people watch while IN the office. On another note, did you know that there's a very popular user forum that is also not blocked by our Schwitty network? Thanks IT! 👍 I see you and appreciate you.

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Post ID: @3mte+1qnern8Q

“And yes they now even have speed cameras in the parking garage and if caught going over posted limit more than twice it’s corrective action for you! Welcome baaaaack”

So should they move the speed cameras to these dirty disgusting common areas and instead monitor for hand washing? Personally I prefer they crack down on the speeding. Let’s tail gate a fellow coworker in the garage trying to find a spot, heaven forbid they want to back in with some speeding ja----s right behind.

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Post ID: @2vrj+1qnern8Q

Brown hands makes a point. Saying that germs is the reason is only going to get more hand sanitizer stations. Speak your truth. Let people know it a quality of life issue... costs to drive and eat at work are more. Having to find a ride for your kids practice because get home much later. These are real reasons that cannot be fixed with a mandatory hand washing training.

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Post ID: @2pfo+1qnern8Q

You shouldn’t take this so personally just cause you were caught red, I mean, brown handed, @2ulf+1qnern8Q! Now we know you don’t wash your hands, rofl!

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Post ID: @2aob+1qnern8Q

Stop acting like it is germs and dirty hands that you're dreading. That is ridiculous, unless you have stopped going to the grocery store and restautants and you home school your kids.

You don't want to come in beacuse it is inconveinent, affects home life, and more. And there is no reason to be ashamed of those valid reasons... you're not wrong with those reasons. But germs at work? Grow up.

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Post ID: @2ulf+1qnern8Q

I’m most excited about having to share a desk in Orlando. I may only have to go in twice a week but the true gift is sharing a mouse and keyboard used by someone who doesn’t wash their hands and is constantly wiping their nose on their hand. Yay culture!

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Post ID: @1vyd+1qnern8Q

I’m excited to use my boxes of hand sanitizer bought during the pandemic, now that I get to share break room and other common areas with people who never wash their hands in the restroom.

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Post ID: @1yvk+1qnern8Q

And, there is some nasty RSV going around to otherwise strong, no health issues mid-age and younger people too.

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Post ID: @1zee+1qnern8Q

I’m excited to catch four different respiratory diseases and spread them to my family because we decided to do this in the middle of a flu/covid/rsv/pneumonia quadrupledemic during the week everybody is contagious from holiday gatherings.

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Post ID: @1brn+1qnern8Q

And yes they now even have speed cameras in the parking garage and if caught going over posted limit more than twice it’s corrective action for you! Welcome baaaaack

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Post ID: @eie+1qnern8Q

I look forward to seeing my incredible I&O leadership team, bonding with them and truly getting to hear from them on their vision, learning from their exemplary leadership skills and mentoring and knowing that all of their PowerPoints and secret 2023 business travel has put us into an incredible spot to innovate, deliver and be THE BEST in the FinTech world. THANK YOU LEADERSHIP TEAM! U R THA BEST! Your thoughtful performance review musings will also be very much listened to with deep respect and interest, as I know you know best.

There’s an I&O leadership team? TIL

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Post ID: @wfy+1qnern8Q

@gak+1qnern8Q

Is Walt still based in Ohio? That is hilarious

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Post ID: @tud+1qnern8Q

The most funny part of this all is while you are all going back into the office to work Walt will work from the comfort of his own home. This will definitely stroke his already enormous ego even more.

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Post ID: @gak+1qnern8Q

If you don't come in you are on the list and you will be FIRED. Fing whiners. We know you are not working at home. Watching youtubes is not working.

  • ---Bill in Management
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Post ID: @mxs+1qnern8Q

I’m looking forward to the free donuts and coffee in the lobby and having senior leaders greet me. This is the best ThenEC can do. Imagine the meetings on RTO and how out of touch the EC is. “How can we put lipstick on the pig.”

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Post ID: @mcf+1qnern8Q

I look forward to seeing my incredible I&O leadership team, bonding with them and truly getting to hear from them on their vision, learning from their exemplary leadership skills and mentoring and knowing that all of their PowerPoints and secret 2023 business travel has put us into an incredible spot to innovate, deliver and be THE BEST in the FinTech world. THANK YOU LEADERSHIP TEAM! U R THA BEST! Your thoughtful performance review musings will also be very much listened to with deep respect and interest, as I know you know best.

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Post ID: @lul+1qnern8Q

Sometimes they will hand out free donuts, pastries, muffins, etc. in the lobby as you enter the building on these "welcome back" days.

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Post ID: @klh+1qnern8Q

How much do you have to cough before they send you home as a contagion risk? Asking for myself. ;-) no clear rules on when/how they are monitoring, I’m gonna dock the 60-80 minutes of commute from my work time…

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Post ID: @zwo+1qnern8Q

RTO is the 2nd. That’s tomorrow. Maybe set an alarm.

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Post ID: @xhd+1qnern8Q

It isn’t.

I know I’m not going in and suspect that some will go in and leave early shaking their heads. Just getting badges reactivated is going to be hysterical.

There’s no reason for this ‘perfect plan’ except getting people to self-resign. We still don’t have enough seats in some locations.

Anxious? Don’t be. Just laugh.

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