This will provide a surprise and delight to the customer and dominate the competition, since they have nothing like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIrzkPDtrk
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@en+1jq32vhra The Ford version of The Stonecutters (see: the simpsons).
"Who holds back the electric car, who makes steve gutenburg, a star? We do! We do!"
"I'LL BE BACK TO PICK YOU UP LATER!" - If you know the reference you've probably already been laid off! :)
Defect society? IMPECCABLE? So how many units sold are affected by TSB (Technical Service Bulletins and yard campaigns each year? The last recall was??? and the total number of units was??? IMPECCABLE? Despicable would be a better choice of words IMO.
I’d watch this blacklist spinoff
There is a Deep Defect secret society and cabal planning to overturn Ford by subverting it's impeccable quality reputation. This secret society is called the Wheel and Lug Nuts. You can only join by being nominated by an existing member.
I like the idea of a Ford air guitar. That could be their 1st ZERO defect product. But then again FROD is FROD. :-)
The Mr Microphone and mirror are so Farley and his team can play movie stars in their cars! Subscriptions paid for by Marketing!
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There was a conceited effort between a deep faction of Ford and the automotive/Detroit area media to smear FLV in the public's view in order to force Ford to dismiss him.
Perfect example of sensationalism.
Whatever happened to FLV? He had some really hot ideas.
Wow! Next plan mirrors. Creative brilliance! Oops.That was GM On Star mirrors back in 1996. Talk about a LULU.
Their Next plan is to charge subscription fees for mirrors. Came from the new guy.
There is already too much stuff that people don't use on the vehicles anyway. What a sh!t sandwich of tech no one ends up using. No wonder the prices are so high. The more they tell you people actually use this stuff, the more the look like liars. People don't care. Fire your marketing people, they su-k.
LMAO. I remember when the sole purpose of a vehicle was transporting from A to B. Go big or go home. Why not include a bidet? Butt, I f Ford marketing is sold on a microphone, they should also include an air guitar as a $3K option. Heck for another $5K make it foldable so it can fit in the glove box. Hey marketing, are you hiring? I have fantastic ideas!
I had a microphone in my T@sla.
Soon as I got bailed out of the camp in Texas, I sold that su---r.
No more microphones for me.