Overpay 45B for Covidien and line Omar and Geoff's pockets with cash
Destroy Medtronic morale and structure by bringing those toolbags in
Eviscerate supply chain, quality systems, increase recalls, destroy comp, allowances, commissions
Proceed to miss AOP essentially every year (except a few quarters here and there)
Lose all the good people ( I mean seriously if you've stuck around at MDT after the chaos that has been the last 5 years, you are probably a masochist or a loser just there to collect a paycheck)
Spin out basically all the Covidien businesses you overpaid for
Anyone get the feeling all of this was a giant, well thought out and elaborate scam by Omar, Geoff and co? Probably the entire board too