What’s the latest win from our amazing Exploration team?
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Or make like China, build tanks, buy cheap oil, and then watch world leaders make stupid choices….of course guiding, subtly, where needed. No exploration needed; bet they made more than Guyana.
@fn well said. And we have fired everyone who could pull the truck out of the hole it has been driven into. Meanwhile those who drove into the hole continue to high five each other and pay themselves more.
Instagram influencer???
@fe that is 3Q26 upstream earnings as harvested from 3Q20 capex. Latest wins was the question. Horizon challenge is the 'answer' which is the IOC equivalent of forgetting your homework and doing it on the bus to school.
Guess we should've written down 'depletion business' in our planner.
@OP $7.1B for Q3
Our forecast production resembles an upsidedown hockey stick.
Elevated 20 new underrepresented early career employees to leadership roles. Please do not do an investment reappraisal on this topic.
Milked the dried husk of the Guyana udder for another Powerpoint about how we are explorer of the year. Please trust these external evaluations of my performance.
Trumpeted new country entries and AI usage that will become 18 billion hypothetical bpd online by [insert date for when I am in my next role].
Same stuff as the last 5 years. Can someone help me understand why we have a staffing issue?
A reserved parking spot from United Way!
I heard one of them scored a $10 prize on a lottery scratch-off last week.