Once upon a time, there was a Regional Leader who enjoyed playing the part of Supreme Leader.
One day, not long ago, he decided to be generous. He called a lady, a loyal employee, at a Level 10 office and offered her a limited partnership with Edward Jones. She said nothing as she was quite puzzled :-|
The leader was sooo excited to offer such a wonderful opportunity to this loyal employee. After congratulating the lady, he asked her, "so, what do you think?"
She replied, "I'm retiring in 2 weeks."
The savvy and wise Regional Leader responded, "well, you might want to think about holding off your retirement until after January 1st."
The bewildered loyal employee responded, "Nah, I'm good. Goodbye"
The End.
And she lived happily ever after praising her luck and good fortune at being 67."