Thread regarding General Motors layoffs

New Bonus Calculation for the White Collar

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60% EBIT, 40% EV

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What did you end up spending your bonus on?

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As the average intelligence seems to decline, we will see more and more people assume AI when someone has talent or writing skill. It's important to acknowledge this as tens of thousands of white collar employees are getting laid off without human replacement.
The irony is as satisfying as it is punishing.

One day soon, you will wake up and the world around you will be very different. I'm sure it will seem to be a shock to you even though the events that put this change into place were taking place since January of 2020. The world will be a much angrier place, and your status in this framework will be dramatically simplified. AI, surveillance and a new form of global monetary policy will certainly play a role. You will own nothing and you will be happy. This may seem like a cryptic message, but I assure you that I am speaking plainly. I would be pleased to elaborate if asked.

Rather than answer your question as to "or something from ChatGPT", I will let you reassess your question given the context of my response. As to "Is that a real letter" I will refer to two clues:

  1. The person addressed was "the White Collar".
  2. The person addressed was said to be moving on in their career as a "WalMart greeter".
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Post ID: @5hgd+1rhXEbRt

Is that a real letter, or something from ChatGPT?

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Subject: Heartfelt Appreciation and Farewell

Dear "the White Collar",

As we reach the end of your tenure with General Motors, we wanted to take a moment to express our deepest gratitude for your contributions during your time here. Your dedication, hard work, and commitment have significantly impacted General Motors, and you will be deeply missed by all of us.

I am pleased to inform you that your outstanding performance has been recognized with the bonus payment that was recently paid out on February 29. This is just a small token of appreciation for the value that you have brought to our team and our company. Your expertise, creativity, and professionalism have set an excellent example for your colleagues, and we are confident that you will continue to excel in your future endeavors.

As you embark on this new chapter as a WalMart greeter, please know that you leave behind a strong legacy at our company. Your accomplishments and the friendships you've formed will not be forgotten. We wish you all the best in your future endeavors and hope that you will continue to thrive and succeed in whatever challenges you choose to take on next.

We understand that this is a time of transition, and we are here to support you every step of the way. Please do not hesitate to reach out to any of us if you have any questions or need assistance during your departure. We would be happy to help in any way we can.

Once again, thank you for your tremendous contributions to General Motors. Your impact will be felt for a long time to come, and we are grateful for the privilege of having had you as part of our team.

Wishing you all the very best for a successful and fulfilling future!

Sincerely,
Your friends at General Motors

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Post ID: @4qbl+1rhXEbRt

Me 3️⃣

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Post ID: @2aip+1rhXEbRt

“Me too” post.

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Post ID: @1ojs+1rhXEbRt

This is only "news" if you don't work for GM

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Post ID: @1cfb+1rhXEbRt

Weeks old news

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