That’s the best description I read this week on a post here describing resideo…
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The circus and zoo must be mostly staffed with offshore…. So bright we need 10 of them to change a ligthbulb. If it’s a LED multiply by 2x and time to completion increases by 5. - using agile…
Can’t believe the subletting krazed drunken klown has a job…. How can one function with such high level of bourbon in their body is bizarre
If there wasn’t a small group of toxic people with disproportionate and cascading negative effects we would be a “normal” corp….
What did we do wrong to have those crazed monkey clowns ….
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Those that disappear must be below director level and thus expandable… cannon fodder to be used and abused at work .. why remember them when there is an endless supply especially in India for software!
Its more like a 1970’s millitary junta. So many dissapear without notice or reason!
2ydu+1oatygLY, it implies that it is setup like cirque du soleil… Far from it… I concur that it’s like chaos with the shady monkeys going in all direction producing nothing real and setting every system on fire…. Maybe we’ll market the movie and make a real profit?
Circus inside a zoo requires quite a bit of organization and skill.The klowns on the Resideo bridge couldn't organize their own way to the rest rooms!
The slim shady running solutions and services has delivered nothing in a yr. Airline points are throught the roof though.
PT has nothing to worry about. As long as services grow faster than the decline of products, everything will be fine...... and when that doesn't happen, he still has thousands of employees to layoff.
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Spot on.
Can’t wait for the town hall where PT will continue to highlight how great everything is. He is the one driving the clown car, honking his nose while every thing around is on fire. Software Engineering is the mime part of the circus, with Sublet leading the non production smoke show.
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That leader just sound so “shady”….
And tgat just describes the services and buzdev crew. Lmm doing a great job leading that
Looks like this describes austin and it’s management….spot on… bunch of crazed monkeys … on coke
You described yourself perfectly