I'm going to propose Closing Time from Semisonic
Closing time, open all the doors
And let you out into the world
Closing time, turn all of the lights on
Over every boy and every girl
So, gather up your jackets, move it to the exits
I hope you have found a friend
Closing time, every new beginning
Comes from some other beginning's end, yeah
The Lunatics (have taken over the asylum) by Fun Boy Three
S—er - The Jonas Brothers
Burn the Flames
The Barney theme song
Every song is true and relevant to Xerox...its a keeper!!!
Two years ago when I got laid off from Xerox, there was a whole thread out here of layoff songs. I added them to a playlist on Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6iNNC9zMFVvAfXpFHtiij1?si=c5oz-qAzR7eNVsCIdsAWtA
@6wpn+17DwFyt7, Best theme song suggestion ever!
To all the nerds policing this thread: You're ugly and you stink like barnyard pigs.
“A Very Merry Unbirthday to You!”
Everything is Awesome!
Don't worry -be happy
Everyone deals with things indifferent ways. For some humor is relief. And this post, while kind of stupid, isn’t going to make you miss anything important. The people in the know aren’t going to post on here and there are too many still invested to let any truth come out.
Anytime Soon= one 1/4? two 1/4? three 1/4?
@2mjv+17DwFyt7. So... no song suggestion?
And one more hilarious point: the OP didn’t even realize that the song Closing Time is about birth - the opposite of what they’re going for. If you needed any more evidence that posters here were missing the forest for the trees.
Wasn't going to post in this at all but felt the need to show camaraderie with @1gvm, @2riw.
This is like the third time we’ve had this thread. It’s painfully unfunny every time. It serves no purpose here - a board we should be using to at least share information. Well sourced, as best it can be - not just “My cousin knows someone who said” level stuff. I would dare go so far as to say it might be the first step to formally organizing, but at this point, I’m not that delusional.
Allow me to make a very hyperbolic analogy here: We’re all in the trenches together and some of you can’t help but cry out in laughter and shouting nonsense while we’re all trying to listen for the next incoming shell. We keep telling you to be quiet, but you assure us it’s pointless and we should revel in our doom.
The real shame is that when that shell lands, your shouting will blind us all to it.
Okay fine, I’m torturing that analogy. But really just show some tact. It’s yours, mine, our livelihoods. This type of post is just really sad. Get your kicks somewhere other than your job’s layoff board.
Yes, tanking... but not soon.
OP: Great idea to feel out this audience with your post.
Sorry for those who wish the demise of Xerox; this company is not tanking anytime soon.
Don't worry, be happy! By that dude.
The Hokey Pokey.
This site has been invaded by juveniles
diamond boll++KS - beck
Taps
Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
Free Bird - lynyrd skynyrd
Queen - another one bites the dust
Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top.
When the wind blows the cradle will rock...
Benny Hill theme song best suits Xerox
Writings on the Wall (Sam Smith)
All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain, we can be like they are
Out of Time. Rolling stones
its all over now baby blue. Bob Dylan
Money (that's what I want), by Carl and Icites
Take this job and Shove it, by the rest of us
Don't Think Twice It's Alright -Bob Dylan
Is this for offices of other companies or Xerox?
This is the the End. By the Doors
The final countdown