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2023 PDS are synonymous with TPS reports from Office Space

From wiki..."meaningless exercises imposed upon employees by an inept and uncaring management" and "relentlessly mundane and enervating"

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Actually, I'd prefer sitting down with your supervisor at ranking time, your supervisor pulling out a single five-sided dice, giving you a quick glance in the eye, taking a deep breath, and rolling:
1- top quintile and earning a second roll to determine distinction: even number on the second roll earns distinction
2- second quintile: your hard work was recognized this year
3- middle quintile: good, other people had really good years
4- fourth quintile: unlucky, lets think about how we can better showcase your strengths next year
5- bottom quintile earning a second roll to determine NSI or PIP: management determines if its an even or odd number on the second roll gets you PIP'd/NSI'd

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Post ID: @1mav+1lldtW1W

There was an employee in New Jersey (Clinton) that copied his/her PDS from the previous year for 10+ years. It took management ten years to notice that his PDS was the same from year to year.

Your fate is already pre-determined regardless of what you write on the PDS.

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Post ID: @1czq+1lldtW1W

They made me complete a PDS the year I retired which I though was d-mb. I just copied the previous years PDS, changing only the date and adding a statement that I was retiring. No one said a thing.

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Post ID: @1vwn+1lldtW1W

@1rhg+1lldtW1W

Your manager will be required to complete your PDS.

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Post ID: @1vhl+1lldtW1W

What are the actual repurcussions of not submitting a PDS?

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Post ID: @1rhg+1lldtW1W

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.

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Post ID: @kbo+1lldtW1W

By all means don’t forget your cover sheet…

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Post ID: @kgv+1lldtW1W

Don’t mess with my stapler or I will burn the place down.

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Post ID: @frj+1lldtW1W

Your time would be better spent rolling dice.

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