Thread regarding Medtronic Inc. layoffs

What was your bonus by OU?

I’ll go first. CST was 91%.
No modifier for me because my manager said I needed to walk on water to get a rating of 4.

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@1r9

One Surgical. RST is SI.

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Post ID: @1rh+1jzjh4ne7

@1g4 good point. RST may share the 86% for SI as that’s their OU. Thanks!

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Post ID: @1r9+1jzjh4ne7

RTO mandate

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Post ID: @1jr+1jzjh4ne7

@idv ... would the robot fall in line with MITG or what ever there called now... IDK tho

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Post ID: @1g4+1jzjh4ne7

Does anyone know about Robotic Surgery? I was laid off so I never had any discussion about how much I would get. It’s at about 50% which would not align with my usual bonus multiplier.

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Post ID: @1dv+1jzjh4ne7

@nm loved it, keep them coming

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Post ID: @y0+1jzjh4ne7

@mr Wait...There are still people in Global IT there?

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Post ID: @qb+1jzjh4ne7

@nm Gdog - thanks for making us laugh. It was a good read 😂

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Post ID: @nv+1jzjh4ne7

Yo, it’s your boy Gdog, representin the big Med Biz unit, bonus so phat I could lose 99% and still be flexin’ twice yo yearly salary, and I ain’t talkin’ bout you bottom-dwellers—I’m eyein’ you upper-mid-class cats pullin’ 150K thinkin’ you’re ballin’. That’s real math, fam, “crunched” by my hockey degree—ha, psych! I got my VP sports pro squad doin’ the numbers, and them clowns can barely count their own concussions but they makin them “intellectual decisions,”... ‘cept my Indian crew—they out here outsourcin’ everything to keep my bonus swole. Three percent? That’s 31 mil, baby! Patients? They’re just the garnish—profit’s the whole damn feast, and I’m carvin’ it up with a gold-plated smirk! For all you haters can I get a "D", give me an "E", give me an "I". DEI baby - "Dollars Extracted Intentionally". Keep that money machine pumping homies.

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Post ID: @nm+1jzjh4ne7

Global IT 93% an a 3% cool numbers IMHO I was happy

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Post ID: @mr+1jzjh4ne7

87% CRDN

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Post ID: @kt+1jzjh4ne7

93% GTI

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Post ID: @h9+1jzjh4ne7

PVH 111% with a 3.

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Post ID: @fk+1jzjh4ne7

CRM 106

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Post ID: @ek+1jzjh4ne7

@a7 yeah 91% is great. I was just saying that performance ratings are rigged to make it impossible really to get above a 3.

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Post ID: @ej+1jzjh4ne7

86% SI

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Post ID: @c6+1jzjh4ne7

90%, GOSC

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Post ID: @bt+1jzjh4ne7

80% for NV

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Post ID: @az+1jzjh4ne7

@OP Isn't that 91% pretty good?

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