Thread regarding SAS Institute layoffs

Who is next? Survey says:

IT

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The next big push will be pre sales or whatever it’s called. They just globalized it, again, and that makes it easier for BM to get rid of redundancy and useless experts in fields that aren’t selling.

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Post ID: @5rrv+1rEsdJk8

Will the HCC be closed? If the motivation was to reduce the overhead of off campus appointments and now we’re hybrid, what is the point?
Gym too?

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Post ID: @5pss+1rEsdJk8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK5uVPeN9Mc

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Post ID: @5cpc+1rEsdJk8

The Televangelist is Toxically Positive while he or someone close to him stabs you in the back.

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Post ID: @5jez+1rEsdJk8

Dear Televangelist --

In appreciation of your Friday Folksy emails, I would like to offer you a gift in return --
An eye-opening discussion by Dr. Ramani Durvasula on Toxic Positivity, and how those of us who don't live in a perpetual rose garden may experience your unique brand of proselytism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfSsDTz1Mk

Apologies in advance if this ki-ls your mojo.

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Post ID: @4dno+1rEsdJk8

Marketing… SAS should be a household name and synonymous with egghead advanced analytics considering all the marketing people SAS employs.

Customer success… aren’t they just failed salespeople that needed jobs without any accountability?

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Post ID: @3hfn+1rEsdJk8

@2vwh
He's certainly a folksie Friday email sender.

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Post ID: @2ysc+1rEsdJk8

Just to clarify, JP is the Televangelist?

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Post ID: @2vwh+1rEsdJk8

Tech Support

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Post ID: @2yar+1rEsdJk8

No, not the televangelist!! Who will send out the folksy Friday emails?

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Post ID: @2vpp+1rEsdJk8

@1gwv+1rEsdJk8
Your comment is a real downer. It's ki-ling his mojo, man.

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Post ID: @1xdx+1rEsdJk8

Chicken soup salesman, aka, televangelist.

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Post ID: @1gwv+1rEsdJk8

Scenics and Print Center?

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Post ID: @1neq+1rEsdJk8

All managers and directors who have no direct reports!

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Post ID: @1lna+1rEsdJk8

I'll take marketing employees outside HQ for $1000 Alex. Let's make it a true daily double. Tomorrow is friday after all.

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IT

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Product managers

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Marketing

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Post ID: @wyr+1rEsdJk8

Landscaping

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Post ID: @stx+1rEsdJk8

Product Experience (aka the Art Department)

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Post ID: @zry+1rEsdJk8

Customer Success

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