Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Another question for managers

What is the process for reporting the injury from our new toilet paper that actually caused physical injury while using it at HEMC? We suggest DW donate his raise to purchase a different toilet paper for his employees so it doesn't cause pain and damage to them when they use it!!! How do we report this as an on the job injury???????

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Post ID: @OP+1m8Hs3O0

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@1etk. Sounds like your done. Effing you would be like punching smoke. Sorry to hear it

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Post ID: @8lml+1m8Hs3O0

@2pwo+1m8Hs3O0 Amen. They’re delusional partisans, and home games are where it’s at.

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Post ID: @2rgk+1m8Hs3O0

I once got the sh!ts from a work lunch. Can I get time off for the PTSD?

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Post ID: @2xxx+1m8Hs3O0

@1dfy

It is a US-centric viewpoint.

O&G is a near-partisan industry. Republican officials favor the types of deregulation and tax subsidies that benefit industry shareholders and executives exclusively. The same people spent decades and hundreds of millions of dollars disseminating propaganda through trade organizations and various media.

One of the results of ingesting decades of right-wing corporate propaganda is the kind of mental short-circuiting that causes someone to go on a tirade about “leftists” during a discussion about toilet paper, which should be non-partisan, for obvious reasons.

FWIW, I personally need the home-court advantage when doing my business, especially post-Covid, so I don’t have a dog in the fight.

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Post ID: @2pwo+1m8Hs3O0

Exactly why is a person who points out that the people on this thread are complaining about TP a leftist?

Maybe brainrot is your problem, not everything is political.

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Post ID: @1dfy+1m8Hs3O0

@1etk

What if I told you….

That the root-cause cause of your problems was your for-profit health system?

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Post ID: @1ngy+1m8Hs3O0

Product Solutions SSHE Manager is the best in the business. Roll Tide!

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Post ID: @1quf+1m8Hs3O0

For some that posted sm#rta#s responses. If you had children via natural birthing methods which ripped that area even with an episiotomy and then required stitches and lasered up again after the stitches didn't hold....then and only then you should open your mouth to share your ignorant opinions. Just saying! But hey what a child! Who is the childish leftist id--t?

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Post ID: @1etk+1m8Hs3O0

BYOTP

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Post ID: @1kic+1m8Hs3O0

@OP Call the UN and tell them Exxon is violating your human rights by forcing you to use cheap toilet paper. Worked great for hot-desking.

It ain’t even a joke. One of you will try to do it.

If you can’t wipe your own a&& or don’t think you should have to, then you’re beyond any level of help that society can provide.

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Post ID: @1uqj+1m8Hs3O0

Report it immediately to OSHA (Oh $hit Happened Again) before anyone else gets hurt on the job.

We might also consider filing a class action suit by the TX Hammer. Then the $hit will really fly.

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Post ID: @axr+1m8Hs3O0

I thought I was imagining this! How much money did we save on this latest dehumanizing move? Wonder if DW will have same brand in the executive washroom?

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Post ID: @ftn+1m8Hs3O0

Report it as a "miss" with photos. After all they ask us to report all near misses and misses.

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Post ID: @prc+1m8Hs3O0

Take a pic of the injury and report as evidence. Eeewwww!

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Post ID: @mpi+1m8Hs3O0

We employ children

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Post ID: @kdy+1m8Hs3O0

Omg
The same happened to me

Who can I talk with?

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Post ID: @ejg+1m8Hs3O0

Call Product Solutions SSHE Manager

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Post ID: @mwo+1m8Hs3O0

Express safe report ah2

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Post ID: @xdl+1m8Hs3O0

That's rough.

Indeed.

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