Well, they have done it. Let’s see how Laura Nichol is going to put lipstick on this pig.
Let’s watch as she smiles that Botox face and says “instead of pay increases, you’re going to get more RSUs. Yey!”
What this really means is they are pushing out raises and spreading them out over 3 years. This also means that they can lay that group off (like they did 2 years ago) and not have to pay out that “raise”.
I call bullsh-t. People are already struggling due to inflation, so now Crown is going to hold our raises up as corporate welfare.
I don’t give a f*** about gym memberships or pet insurance, but you are now messing with our pay and the contribution to the HSA.
Let’s see what they do to PTO rollover. I already can’t use my PTO because I can’t get anyone to cover for me. We call it Pretend Time Off because our managers, directors, and VPs still expect me to be at their beck and call during PTO, nights, and weekends. I’ve had leaders call me late evenings asking for some BS cr-p that can wait until morning.
The EMT is going to pretend that they are being hurt by this change as well and we should all be in this together. Right? Well, the rest of us don’t have the contracts that they do that continue to pay them out for years to come.