' Marketing becoming more effective as a unit.'
Under new CMO—the best, they say—their AI-hype disasters are accelerating those SAD January layoffs like a Cybertruck flop, turning the "AI Data Clearinghouse" into a PINK SLIP factory, proving the $4.4B buyout was just delaying the BIGGEST COLLAPSE—pathetic! 🚀💥
January 2026 Layoffs. Mark your calendars. (Again.)