Tuesdays of pay week are the day before payroll closes. They do it that way so you get your final check 3 days later, but don't get to look up your check on self service ahead of time to see what's going on.

Hey dip shits...no one knows what severance will be. It's different for each level of employee. This is the first cut at the actual workers.

@9:35: You get all of the months severance and 55 vested shares of stock (Lawler is a big Dikembe Mutombo fan).

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST RELIABLE AND REASONABLE SEVERANCE INFORMATION HERE? It's crazy that we have a board with 2,000 posts and not a single useful severance information has been posted. Thank you...

@12:34 After Tuesday, you'll need to have each shot be a multiple (20 or more?). You'd still probably end up on the floor with shots left to go. Good luck, my CHK homies. Much love.

Tuesday's the big day. I wish someone from HR would explain what is so magical about the Tuesday of pay week.

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Yes, clearly the folks working at Devon are jealous of CHK right now. That makes perfect sense. Thanks for bringing that up.

Why are non-CHK'ers even on this board??? You idiots who are outside of CHK have no idea what is going on!! A lot of very talented people have lost their jobs. Not because they suck at what they do but because it's all about the bottom line. More... — read more 

Nobody understands the continuous back rub 1.0 references

Nobody understands the continuous back rub 1.0 references

@raffle tickets go on sale October 7th Bahahaha!!! That's hilarious!! Sad, but hilarious!!

Our group is doing shots this weekend for everyone layer off. Needed to do it now as the count next weekend will b too high. Bottoms up mates

I vote Republic...it would only be fitting

where's the party at this coming Fat Tuesday? Flips? Republic? The Speakeasy?

Hey @Devon. You must be too stupid to know that you can't make blanket statements like that. Sure, all companies have employees who can't carry their weight. For example, Devon has you. But I know a lot of good people at your company. They do their... — read more 

It's obvious @devon is just jealous of never having experienced the 1.0.

Anyone notice that Devon's tower really looks like a cock n balls?

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Devoneers=Loolaid Lickers

CHKers enjoy your weekend who cares about next week. Whatever happens happens. Nothing we can do now. Go OSU and OU.

I actually know several people now working at Devon who are former CHK ers, granted none in OKC as I think the work environment kinda testy, but several in TX and other plays. All in operations but I am told ultimately most Devon employees in the... — read more 

Wasting away again in DevonVille.

Hey @devon you piece of shit, I would love to FCUK your ass and then beat the fcuking shit out of you. Don't come on here talking that kind of shit you stupid pussy. I bet you wouldn't say any of that to my GD face. Run along and enjoy your shitty... — read more 

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This has taken an ugly turn.

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and no we won't hire any of you. Stop applying and move to midland. There is a reason why you're getting laid off. It's because you're worthless.

Can't wait to join the huge crowd that will be getting tore up at the bar on tuesday!

Chesapeake is not only the laughing stock of okc right now but the entire industry. Every happy hour I see a chk land guy. You are the cornerstone of our joke contest for the rest of the evening. You should probably leave your badges and polos in the... — read more 

Anybody needs me I'll be in my office making sure deadlines are met and approvals are completed, said no one.

@ 2:12, unfortunately your friend is probably a short timer.

What about the people who deal with the real estate stuff? I have a friend who moved from corp acctg to doing some kind acctg with the real estate stuff. Wondering if she'll still have a job after this is over?

What about the people who deal with the real estate stuff? I have a friend who moved from corp acctg to doing some kind acctg with the real estate stuff. Wondering if she'll still have a job after this is over?

It's funny to see people in my department try to offer all this supposedly helpful advice to a new boss. Quit being a dipshit and do your job. In the long run doing good work is how you will succeed anyway.

at least it is Friday..I am taking off even a little earlier today..no need to push anything the ax will hit next week

Hey should i take a vacation next week so they can CALL me Tuesday and do me the professional way?? I at least liked to be kissed while I'm getting F@#$!

good ol boyz=diaper leakage

I'm Just a Cheeseburger in Paradise!

Who is meeting me at Flip's when this shit all goes down on Tuesday? I will be there by 10am if they cut me. That's gonna be a hell of a party. I am running a $1,000 bar tab if it happens so please come have a celebratory drink on me! Cheers to a... — read more