I really hope about 60% of the overconfident douchebags that work here get laid off. Way to GD many of them walking around if you ask me.

Did the IT department get their cuts today?

I really hope about 60% of the overconfident douchebags that work here get laid off. Way to GD many of them walking around if you ask me.

Settle down people. We will make good decisions and those that stay with the company will benefit.

Do it Doug!!!!!

I really hope about 60% of the overconfident douchebags that work here get laid off. Way to GD many of them walking around if you ask me.

I really hope about 60% of the overconfident douchebags that work here get laid off. Way to GD many of them walking around if you ask me.

I like turtles.

Has anyone heard anything? It's 230. Maybe we'll all survive another day.

Oh noes! Trolls!!

Settle down people. We will make good decisions and those that stay with the company will benefit.

You're right. Rice krispie treats are not a laughing matter. They're f*cking delicious and should be taken seriously

Well calling people retarded isn't very nice. You should be fired next.

Hahahaha golf carts! Hahaha rice krispies! Hahaha bum a bike program! Shut. Up. You aren't funny at all, retards.

Agree.

Agree.

Whatever. Idiots making jokes about people's futures are pieces of trash. There are a lot of legitimately worried people out there just trying to find a morsel of anything that shows them their job is still there after this month. You keep having fun... — read more 

People have asked them to stop and they haven't. That's not "coping using humor". That's being a jerk.

Only an idiot would think they can gain any insight into this sensitive information from this board. As such, keep the funnies coming! It's making my day go by quite nicely.

I am waiting for the call (meeting request) like everyone else, and the jokes are hilarious. If you think your dept is getting cut, and you haven't been proactive about finding a backup plan then you will be screwed when you have to compete with all... — read more 

No one knows who is going to be let go. The people posting funny comments have just as much chance as anyone. If they want to cope by using humor then let them.

Well, this was a useful thread until all the idiots started posting. It's funny and all, buts it's really not.

I heard they stopped renting out bicycles, because they were being offered as part of the severance packages. Please verify, I really want one.

Tried to post the same thing an hour or so ago. This wouldn't be quite so funny if you were the one waiting for your phone to ring. Let's cut the crap and let those who know weigh in.

Seriously. This is people's jobs we are talking about. Worried people come here trying to figure out what will happen and what is the best move for them to keep providing food on the table for their families. Cut it out with the jokes already.

Well, this was a useful thread until all the idiots started posting. It's funny and all, buts it's really not.

Don't we have enough insensitive people to deal with?

To Doug/Bobs: For the love of God, please don't lay off the person who makes the rice krispie treats at Wildcat! They provide joy and comfort to all! You can't find a better treat for $0.60 on the entire planet!

Ive heard 100% of land will be gone by monday. They are going to use nothing but contract labor and anadarko people.

Someone better call the quote of the day and pictures of the week.

It has been verified that the latest victim of the CHK layoffs is the Astronomy Picture of The Day! Who's next?!?!?!?

It has been verified that the latest victim of the CHK layoffs is the Astronomy Picture of The Day! Who's next?!?!?!?

Agree on Kristen. Trouble. She tells Catey everything.

I really hope my child doesn't get laid off. I saw security over at the CDC!

I really hope my child doesn't get laid off. I saw security over at the CDC!

I really hope my child doesn't get laid off. I saw security over at the CDC!

I really hope my child doesn't get laid off. I saw security over at the CDC!

I hear managers got an email from Doug telling them to report to him people who don't have a Core Values poster in their office.

Confirmed that all conference rooms in B3 (Land) are booked for rest of the day.

Confirmed that all conference rooms in B3 (Land) are booked for rest of the day.