Sure gonna miss Aubrey. His fault...cared for the employee. Doug....all about the shareholder. Doug doesn't understand the connection between happy employee and productively....which is at an all time low currently. If the company ever grows... — read more 

Eliminated the chaplains? Excellent! See you in about 50 years, Doug! I'll keep a seat warm for you.

about 30 VPs gone so far. Garden shutdown "officially" confirmed - Garden closed as of Nov 1st, but the two garden coordinators were walked out today. Gardeners told to get their stuff out of the garden by 11/1. Trees, plants, etc. in the common... — read more 

Tuff decizions cumin up. Do I getuh nu Mercedes or keep muh 2013? Getuh nu iFone fife es or keep the fife? This layowf is stressn me out!

Whiny babies you son of a bitch I have 3 kids!

That's the kind of idiot I'm talking about. This is some pretty serious stuff for a lot of people. Plus your jokes are idiotic.

How you mean?

Whiny babies you son of a bitch I have 3 kids!

Whiny babies you son of a bitch I have 3 kids!

YOU GUYS SUCK HAHAH DEVON RULZ GOOD LUCK FINDING JOBS LITTLE BABIEZ

You took way too long to write that. Comedy rating: D-

So I was just in my office and an HR rep entered briskly and shut the door. My heart started pounding. I knew what was coming next. I was in a daze when I heard them making noises. I assumed it was talking but my only thought was that I was going to... — read more 

how many have been laid off so far this week?

how many have been laid off so far this week?

Whatder them sevrance pacajes lookin like?

Cutting Doug E. Fresh's compensation is out of the question. The man and his family would starve in the darkness on anything less than $22 million a year. "Be an investment advisor but don't touch my pocketbook."

What's going to happen to perks like the CDC, restaurants, CHK maintenance, an housekeeping? Rumor has it these things may be contracted out. Quality would certainly diminish!

@onepointohh - you should use your magic touch to help us. If you could just give a few back rubs to upper management you might be able to make all of their tension go away. Rub deep and rub low!!!

What's going to happen to perks like the CDC, restaurants, CHK maintenance, an housekeeping? Rumor has it these things may be contracted out. Quality would certainly diminish!

YOU GUYS SUCK HAHAH DEVON RULZ GOOD LUCK FINDING JOBS LITTLE BABIEZ

May 23,New Chesapeake Energy (CHK) CEO Doug Lawler will make more than $22M in 2013 - a cash salary of... New Chesapeake Energy (CHK) CEO Doug Lawler will make more than $22M in 2013 - a cash salary of $1.25M plus a signing bonus, stock awards and... — read more 

What's going to happen to perks like the CDC, restaurants, CHK maintenance, an housekeeping? Rumor has it these things may be contracted out. Quality would certainly diminish!

And you thought CHK had a lot of vp's. Check out Anadarko, executive officers and Corporate Officers, geez!!

What's going to happen to perks like the CDC, restaurants, CHK maintenance, an housekeeping? Rumor has it these things may be contracted out. Quality would certainly diminish!

Upon additional evaluation of restructuring Mr. Lawler has fired himself, saving the company $22,000,000 and hundreds of jobs. You can send thank you cards to his P.O. Box in the Caymans.

I can't wait for Wildcat to become Braum's.

I'll get you if it's the last thing I do, Hedge Bushes!!!

For the love of God, did the Rice Krispy treats survive?

Heeeeeeeey chk, op op op op oppa lawler style

What department were you in?

What department were you in?

It's official. I got cut....literally...Doug came in, opened my storage container and cut all of my strands. Something tells me he doesn't like Christmas...he is an angry elf, he must be a South Pole elf

I'm forever spoiled because of the dual monitors

Did drilling dept.have anyone cut? I miss MR Miller.

I just got shit canned! Enjoy working with one monitor!

There is literally a guy sitting in a van waiting for orders on his cellphone of who to bring empty boxes and bubble wrap to next. Chesapeake has become Treadstone and is sending Bourne out to terminate people

There is literally a guy sitting in a van waiting for orders on his cellphone of who to bring empty boxes and bubble wrap to next. Chesapeake has become Treadstone and is sending Bourne out to terminate people

Well, I was just given my walking papers.

Did you guys fire the landscapers or something? I'm starting to get a little scruffy. There's also a lot of goose shit by the creek that hasn't been cleaned off in weeks. It's disgusting!

I was recently let go from my job as Creative Director at Sterling Cooper and Partners. Is CHK hiring? P.S. Duck, you're an idiot.