Toasted Toast

Economy101

I ran all posts on this site through some special software, which can produce an "average" sentence from among all common words and thoughts expressed. The result from this site is as follows. "Everybody in this broke-dick operation is a pole-smoking... — read more 

Pathetic

I have a deep sense of foreboding each morning as I make my way to work. My boss hasnt talked to me in months. Probably because I hide in the closet all day so he cant find me. What should I do? Should i come out of the closet? Should i ask for... — read more 

Found on another forum. If true sounds bad for employees. Maybe good for investors. Way it goes. What's bad for us is good for them... — read more 

Voted in top 10 work environments for 9th year running.

Don't fear the rAeper

They have been harping on about a merger for a while. They have been being really shady and management mainly some prick names James has been using every little thing to get rid of people he doesn't like. As well as saying we need help and he hires... — read more 

If you had the option of moving somewhere else within BH, where would you go? Looking around here in Tomball, I would want to transfer into the training department because it looks like no one has been laid off--looks like a secure place to be!

Incredible

The 2016 Q1 earnings report is expected before the markets open this morning (April 27th) As usual, I don't anticipate hearing anything of substance ..."earnings down, eps down, cost control measures are in place .. and yes, everything is just... — read more 

Whoohoo baby I am back from the amazon trip to puff puff with the shamen. Hell yeah baby... Jim Morrison gave me answers. But you have to ask the questions. Hell yeah baby !!!! puff, puff puff... woaaah man :)

How soon will the integration team have to exit out after April 30th?

Rumour is m Crackerhead desperately trying to sell Baker to GE or NOV to save his big assbonus and save his Halli buddies the 3.5 billion failure fee........deadline is April 30 th ..hope the shareholder proxy votes his assout after killing off the... — read more 

will the last one out put off the lights

So what color is your bum hole now. Bright Red or Baker Blue?

Management note: Volunteering yourself for layoffs will give you upto 50% more severance. Talk to you hr today about 'Voluntary Reduction Program, VRP'. Only 2k available for Q2.

They just released 13 nationals from Indonesia pp. division , including purchaser and secretaries . must be hurting bad if they have to cut secretaries paid 150 -200 usd./ month . They are bleeding cash as they lost out bidding ,all jobs awarded to... — read more 

They just released 13 nationals from Indonesia pp. division , including purchaser and secretaries . must be hurting bad if they have to cut secretaries paid 150 -200 usd./ month . They are bleeding cash as they lost out bidding ,all jobs awarded to... — read more