Did you say money? Hold for transfer. Anyone know what job description that falls under?
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NO REFUND FOR YOU!!
Incoming Student Call: I need to find out how many courses I need to graduate. And I need to find out how much money I owe now and how much I will owe then.
Zenith Employee, Call Recipient: Are you currently enrolled? Let me check your GPA. Um, looks like you are on FA probation. Lets talk about the grades you need to get this term
Student: I already know what grades I need. How much does my loan total? I need to make a Student Choice Decision
Zenith Call Recipient: Um, I don't know how much you owe. Do you need homework help?
Student: No, I need to make a Student Choice Decision. Can you help me with that.
Zenith Call Recipient: Yes...I mean, No. I think you need to talk to Student Finance
Student: Those assholes put me on hold and hang up on me. How much money do I owe?
Zenith Call Recipient: I don't know. One moment please while I transfer you from Academics to Student Finance.
Student: 2 hours later......Hello.....Hello? REFUND! NOW! I am done with you!
Did you say employment? Hold for transfer
Better than the unemployment line!
Zenith debt collector