The DOE and ECMC are about to make a joint announcement that the deal is off. DOE will thank ECMC for its efforts and CCI will announce that it is filing for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy and immediately shut its doors.
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and the paychecks keep rolling in hahaha
I guess I'll be moving from Gen Eds to Marinara 101, 102 and 103. Could be worse!
Such a stubid comment!!!
Anonymous60118 -- Jesus, what a sad sack! Just feel lucky that you might still have a job!
I don't know. From what it's sounding like, it might be luckier to be one of the RIFs than to keep your job. I'm not even Italian, how the hell am I gonna learn that crap?
Whoo Hoo! Stimulus Funds! Jack saved us!!!!
Well, that's it. I'm drinking tonight! Tomorrow I buy a book on Cosmetology!
F Jack Assimino if he thinks I'm going to start making fing raviolis for a living! F*** him!
Wow, I can't believe it's off just like that. How could this have happened?
(happy friday everyone)
Oh, thank God! There are two things, and only two things, I do well - curling hair and extruding pasta. I will finally have a chance to Find My Bliss and Shine My Light at CCI!
Hey, folks, unfortunately I was able to to confirm today that the deal is indeed off. The following will happen immediately: (1) 60% RIF based on Employee Desirability Ratings Scale (let's just say if you're white, female, and aged 20-40 you'll still have a job), (2) Rebranding of Everest, Heald and WyoTech as 'Luigi's School of Cosmetology and Pasta Craft', and (3) initial payment of $35,000,000.00 of federal stimulus funds to Jack Massimino from the Congressional Job Creation Caucus.
Camden Kid - Mommy's calling. She knows you get scared coming up out of the basement, but her arthritis is bad today and she can't bring your milk and cookies down to you. Just bring your blankie with you and it'll be alright.
No coincidence that we are getting a ton more spam postings like this, weird conspiracy rantings, "Mr Big" posts and "Camden Kid" posts. All the same idiot, and he's back from his conspiracy theory websites bender.
Here we again with breaking news.
Don't worry about those I-9 documents.
on again, off again...two weeks is enough time to swing the gate either way.
Announcement in two weeks.