Guy Fawkes, why have you abandoned us? As we rush headlong into 2015, not knowing for sure if our Beloved and Esteemed Management can keep it together, we need the philosophical ramblings of Guy Fawkes to keep our spirits up! And no, we are not looking for counterrevolutionary poser pontification from that wannabe Guy Fuwkes. Bah!
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No, not THAT Guy Fawkes who runs around with that white mask, I'm talking about our own Guy Fawkes, who runs around with a mask resembling our late leader Frank Lanza. At least I hope he does.
Guy Fawkes is too busy breaking windows in Oakland. Too busy burning Prius and Camry cars in Ferguson. Too busy getting burned in front of Natalie Portman on that horrible movie. Guy Fawkes doesn't exist. He's a figment of HR's imagination. Guy Fuwkes is here, and only Guy Fuwkes.