In keeping with our weekend DS shaming festival, here are some of his greatest hits: (1) An account of his one and a half hour rant at Colorado Springs last month - “1 1/2 hours in a conference room just listening to him rant about the layoff. That is literally all he did. He was pissed that anyone questioned how Socle does things. Pissed that anyone even dares to think Socle won't be a strong, independent company. Made tons of claims that we would sign like 10 big clients by November. Said the Heald and Everest sales would be announced in 2 weeks (2 weeks from the meeting date a month ago). He was really pissed that someone said he'd changed his linkedin, yelled that he had never changed it. Funny thing is, he seemed most pissed that we use initials when talking about management. Accused us all of being "pretty stupid" if we think he doesn't know it's him we're talking about. “ (2) Some quotes from his management jargon heavy online resume - "able to enter any environment and assess current techniques and systems to design creative, strategic solutions to increase productivity and revenue while reducing expenses." and "creates infrastructures to maximize technology and training, resulting in increased morale and superior customer service." (3) and finally, my favorite quote from one of our CS colleagues (I'm Tampa) - “I feel bad for Tampa. He would only come to CO 4 times a year for town hall meetings. He always poured on the sugar and came off as Mr. Nice guy. Not this last time though. Holy cow he was a lying douche. More like a 2 year old that didn't get his nap then the vp of a spectacular, golden, independent company. “
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Stop it, my gray is coming through. Socle is golden until I tell you otherwise.
I'll take that bet 699, if ur stoopid enough to make it.
572 - I would bet anything that you are DS! Fantasize much?
Lamest. Festival. Ever. Get a new job and get over it.
Your gay crush on DS is apparent. Just blow him already.