Seriously - there has never been a more agonizing wait, and one in which so many people are depending on a specific, positive outcome.
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How about this control freak......the body is arguing with itself....
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the anus, "Because Im responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the anus should be the boss
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.... The ass hole is usually in charge
Most of the "agonizing" I see is related to trying to a new job. Very few at my campus are putting all their hopes and plans into the " a sale will save my job" bucket. Hope is not a strategy. You have to act, or be satisfied with someone else controlling your destiny and well-being.
Go f*** yourself in the bathroom, I love to watch.
A sale isn't positive. What don't you get about that? Geez
Just whip yourself up a dress out of the draperies. You will feel better, but frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Oh, please. Get over yourself already!!!!!