Glad you all financed my houses, cars and side pieces. Thanks suckers!
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Wow. Just got another open road bj thanks to you fools. My life has never been better. Even loving my pay raise. All this talk of trouble is much ado about nothing. Let the good times roll!
If that Ferrari's engine is revving in a closed garage, no thanks is needed. Just go to sleep sweetheart.
Can't hear you all over the roar of my Ferrari's engine you all helped pay for. Thanks for the moolah foolz! Hahahahahahahaha.
Don't worry A-29198, he/she is probably choking on a belt by know. BRING ON THE POEMS!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, financed his houses, car, and "side piece."??? Oh man, it sounds like this idiot tried to live off of stipends rather than work for a living. Umm... remember when youre buried in student debt, you signed a master prom note and completed borrowers counseling. The next 40 yrs or so years might not be easy.
Whoa, what a loser. I really hope they don't work for us :/
That's right Anonymous29184, it prolly isn't his fault. Dude knows better than to act that way in public, so the internet gives him his only chance to talk tough. Ass whippin for sure. Internet tough guys, bwahahaha!
anoter a-hole. f-him.
29178, if you aren't depressed to the point of being comatose, pull the trigger... please.
After this piece, suicide isn't all bad.
It's cripplingly sad that you can be such a shit-bag when people are just trying to rally some positivity. If you are a student, please don't try any BS when you go into repayment. If you are an employee, you're bitch-slapping people who have looked after you and given you a job. If internet anonymity gave you license to manifest into this type of cock-suckery, it truly isn't your fault. Enjoy trolling, and I hope when you log off you can find some other distraction from the horror of introspection.