So this morning in Colorado the "live plant vendors" came in and took all our live plants lol. Now there's stains on the wall where the planets were. No coffee and no plants. This place is depressing but at this point I can't stop laughing. The AVP sent out an email apologizing for the plants but thanking us for continuing to support our students. Lol I need a new job!
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And our AVP is a corporate drone, who drank the Kool Ade all the way up to her position now. Really? SHM.... Anyone know any good blonde jokes? She would be part of the punch line.
I'd rather have the plants than the TV! It's cheaper and actually brings some life into this place. Heaven knows the employees don't bring any life. I miss the plants already. Place was dismal without them.
Who knew that taking away our plants in COS would breed so much creativity! I'm betting the DirectTV gets shut off next in the break room.
564: Best post of the week.....classic! Don't forget, we will also provide a video showing HOW to water the plants. If you don't water the plants for four weeks, that's OK. Just water them a lot in week 5 to make up for it (even if you spill most of the water on the ground. Do this for nine months and voila - you are now a CCI graduate in Urban Agricultural Management! (and you have 14K in student loans.....)
maybe career placement can hire some of our grads to water the plants. under the cci plan, you only need to show up once every two weeks to clock in then you can go home, we will supply laptops and gas cards....then we will hire teams of managers to do outreach and call you every day to ask you to why you arent coming to work. lol
Wait they wasted money on live plant "vendors"? What is that? They know they can just stick a plant in a pot and if they water it then it will grow right? $10 at Walmart!
They could have least left the Lilly's for the coffin!
Hopefully the "buyer" toured the facility long ago.
Nice to see they allow kids to post here lol
WAIT!! If we can't afford the janitorial staff, how are we going to afford porta-potties? Let's just walk outside and shit and piss by the front door. Oh why walk that far? Let's just crap in our cubicles.
recycled paper with toner.
porta potties and paper (instead of tp)
Can't wait until the janitorial staff is dismissed and we have to clean the bathrooms ourselves. YUCK!!!
Hi class,
Then they took my toner, and I still said nothing....
another week and you maybe sitting on the floor, writing with pencil/paper, calling using cans connected with a string and using an abacus. lol
Then they took my coffee, and I said nothing.....
First they took my plants, and I said nothing......
Which location? You can probably work without plants. I wonder when the computer and telephone vendors will come and get their equipment in response to non-payment......