I promise to print without toner, not give exams and assignments, and, and...I promise to sign up all living and dead relatives (who can be charged more) to help with the crazy amount of money you apparently owe.
Because of your comforting words, I will continue to help this sinking fantasy ship. I'll even continue to work for free. And I do this all to help the students you keep claiming we serve you MOTHER F$$$$$$ weasel.