There is so much talk about our diplomas being used to wipe our collective asses. I had a critical thinking class and see this as short sighted. I crap a few times a day and am not interested in getting another degree just to clean my bung ho.
My suggestion is the diploma be put on a bigger firm card board type paper.
I could then use the blank side as a begging sign. Maybe put it on a dry erase board so I can change my story... as needed