I don't get it.
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ROR!!!
Because Doug found out how much they cost and it was going to cut in the $25 million bonus. He said it was going to cost around $75 dollars a year to keep them and he was not willing to give that up for them, even though they were made of Tofu. He said in a private meeting that ketchup was next and he would be looking at toilet paper next!!! Dale Wildman asked "What the employees would use to wipe their Ass?" The response from Doug was "Supply chain reports!" I guess since they are worthless anyway!!!
Because we had them and they were sourced from Prairie Chickens from the Permian. Unfortunately the feds cracked down on us and we are now eying the ducks in the pond near Wildcat...
Because wildcats eat chickens, they hate the smell of fuel, ducks have annexed the creekside, and they're afraid of the skyline heights!
-Funny, Cute, optimistic New-hire!