Thread regarding University of Phoenix layoffs

Serious question

I'm very serious. How do I get fired so I can draw unemployment. I have 30 days to get fired. Can I no call no show 3 times?

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You have to be let go WITHOUT cause to collect unemployment.

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Post ID: @aKkY+vd9uyGY

Know someone who did that. They aren't getting unemployment (due to being fired and not laid off) and are just UNEMPLOYED.

Maybe try another tactic.

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Post ID: @2VSm+vd9uyGY

I am told it's not about numbers. It's about helping students? Why do managers lie?

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Post ID: @1euH+vd9uyGY

I have not performed in two months and still no write ups

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Post ID: @119E+vd9uyGY

I thought about it!!

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Post ID: @1AYc+vd9uyGY

and you'll be downsized and eligible for unemployment and severance.

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Post ID: @E4z+vd9uyGY

that should solve your problem.

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