Ass wipe is more useful and harder earned than our diplomas
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Personally I prefer charmin...
Our international studies prgrams does require a successful Peruvian Plumpkin
I heard we are going to offer a new maritime program. To get your PhD you have to do a glass bottom boat while eating a Boston Pancake
Fatty lumpkin.
Wow. Hilarious!
The diploma serves as a great post-plumpkin napkin!
Sorry bro. You will have to speak up. Was busy blowing out my o ring
In case you haven't noticed most if not all the negative bad words are posted by people that were laid off.
If it's this bad at University of Phoenix, why isn't anyone blowing the whistle? David Halperin has been taking stories for his articles in Huffington Post. Mr. Halperin's email is davidhalperindc@gmail.com
I want to donate a zillion dollahz to form a new honor society...The Order of the Dingleberry. Only those who ace our entrance exam but are still slow enough to enroll in dis fine institushun are allowed!
You c@ckmongers. Every damned last one of you. As long as our printing presses work we will make fat cash!
Hahahaha. You guys are awesome!
Here at the University of Penis, we don't dick around!
Every fifth applicant gets a free flashlight for their future as a night watchman at a mall that closed 6 years ago
We look primarily for two things: A pulse and a pocketbook. Pocketbook is optional if you can sign for at least 30k in loans to try a year. Apply now and often!
Dey toock uurrr jaabzzz!
Why do people even bother going to school at a for profit? No one will give you a chance. You are screwed.Too many degrees and not enough jobs.
Is the entrance exam hard here?
And new honor societies...the order of the peanut and piece of corn!
UPX students don't know how to wipe their collective asses. Even as a learning team they would not be able to.
Amen
Would also show Truth in Advertising. Nothing like being honest!
Hahahaha. Classic!
Would show the real usefulness of our diplomas