We had the big HR Department "Bloody Tuesday" drinking party last Saturday night. And of course we got shit-faced and toilet hugging drunk!
All we could talk about was the next bunch of 800 incompetent, lazy and worthless dumbasses who will be let go in the next round of layoffs! If you go to work every day and don't feel like your job is very important, don't feel like the f***ing Lone Ranger because we already know. Get all your stuff boxed up and ready to go.