Thread regarding Chesapeake Energy Corp. layoffs

A few of us managers and directors got together last night over drinks and we all concluded that those of you that choose to blow us to keep your jobs should at least use proper technique. This is "right way right results" with a touch of "attention to detail". You really want to cup the balls and use your fingers to tickle our as$ cracks at the same time. Just saying that if you're gonna blow us then you should at least do it right. Also, no one said you had to swallow but CHK is about going above and beyond expectations so you decide how to manage your career. See you all in the parking garage next week!