Thread regarding University of Phoenix layoffs

I am Barbie. I am fake. I am a talking head. I cannot think for myself. I wear pearls, have bleached blonde hair, bleached teeth, fake boobs and use botox. I am obsessed with my looks and what people think about me. I drive a fancy car and surround myself by young boys. I am the leader of the SE region. I dislike people who are gay, bold and do not have boy balls. I am your leader.