Thread regarding University of Phoenix layoffs

Told yall! layoffs hit us last week, but im safe. hidin out in the break room. eatin donut and nutter butters. didnt i tell yall last week? ain't no bo ti doin no wok around here! the name of the game is look busy in front of these managers and director chicks. aint no leadaship dudes wok up in here. we all like survival of the fittest and ish. let me get my rest so i can be ready for these biggo heffas, to-mo-ro!! Here-I Come! Yall aint not gonna get meee ferred!