Thread regarding L-3 Communications Holdings Inc. layoffs

People, please: You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a BULL's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's WORD for it!!?? No, wait, it has to be your paycheck and... oh crap, I'm getting fired, right? Can I keep this Pilot G-20 gel pen? oh, yeah, those are locked up. Damn! :(