Thread regarding University of Phoenix layoffs

How to fit in at UOP an be the 'hot' girl:

1. Buy a big ass wig

2. Weigh at least 300lbs

3. LOVE Krispy Kremes

4. Have sticky fingers from ratting donuts and then rubbing yourself

5. Smack your kids around & be a bad momma

6. Have at least three baby daddies

7. Receive welfare but drive a Cadillac

8. Be able to twerk

9. Be obamalicious

10. Speak Ebonics