Thread regarding Dynegy Inc. layoffs

It's a damn good thing I have this massive body...everyone just thinks it's fat. However with this XXXL frame I am able to pull in sound waves from the other end of the locker room and report back to my brother before you even walk past my isle. I just can't outgrow the space under the Hoods desk. It isn't easy keeping up with this body....Yes somedays I can eat 10 cheeseburgers on the way to work but on others I can only eat 2 and then I have to eat crackers and cheese for lunch. Its hard work but someday Zete Piegler will notice just as Dirt Cola had.....Oh Zete by the way Better forgo that 24oz can for the ride home I heard they are watching.