Thread regarding Dynegy Inc. layoffs

Twas the night before the examiner and all through the corporate palace shredders were buzzing throughout ever office…… The crooks working harder than ever before to prove why the plants didn’t run winter, spring, summer and fall…… When out of the window they seen such a flash 8 police cars stopped and they weren’t out of gas………..The shredders started jamming they knew they were caught…… One crook said to the other this is all Carl’s fault………And off to the slammer the cars sped away…… I heard one exclaim I’ll be back for my bonus some day!!!!!!!!!!!