Thread regarding Pioneer Natural Resources Co. layoffs

Confucius says:

Those unessential to the cause- the conquest of domestic shale oil, will depart two sunrises past the next full moon. What better way to celebrate the anniversary of the Wright brothers' patent of their famous "flying machine" than to receive the golden parachute!

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He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers

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Confucius say, "he who run in front of car is tired, but he who run behind car is exhausted."

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I don’t know what this Confucius sh-- is but I’ll take a package

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Confucius say, he who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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