I'm wondering if the core values will change under the new ownership? I remember the brown nosers standing up during the birthday/new hire lunches and spewing their b---s--- about their stupid 'core values moments' and 'safety moments'. Well, a lot of good that did you...
I suspect there will be serious restructuring and job changes.
Get out while you can folks, it was a hell of a ride for me until March 2016. Glad to be gone!
Bunker Spreckels
Anytime a company starts spewing about “values”, you know it it has none or it’s on shaky ground. Why else bring it up?
Oh how I miss those brown noser safety moments. "Last week....I...I....I looked left, then right, then left again before crossing the street." (Applause breaks out as Shane Fross nods approvingly). What complete losers.
Ah yes, the glory days of riding parking garages during super long lunch breaks and eating leftover barbque on the seventh floor!! I sincerely wish all of you Chevron employees happiness and contentment on your way to greatness and prosperity! A bright future awaits you!
Bunker Spreckels
You will be forced to recite Chevron’s 10 Tenets on command, else you’re sacked.
Core values? Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. Learn the Chevron way!
Anytime a company starts spewing about “values”, you know it’s time to start updating the resume. If you’re not finding resources and making money, no amount of “values” will save you from getting assimilated.
God bless you Bunker! You helped get us through 2016 and I hope we can count on you again in 2019. I'm praying I get a package and find myself surfing the parking garages of Denver alongside you.