“I was a little confused when I was approached with a bribe for admission the first time,” an admissions officer for Phoenix University said. “I mean, we’ll enroll anyone with a line of credit or access to tuition assistance money. I took the bribe of course. It only had a few dollars covered in grease and glitter that probably came from a local strip club.”
https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/03/ncis-sting-marines-bribe-school-officials-for-acceptance-into-phoenix-university-strayer-university/