Thread regarding Anadarko Petroleum Corp. layoffs

OXY, IS THAT YOU?

A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the North American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So, North American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.

It was called the ”Rowing Team Quality First Program“, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices, and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the North American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments in new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India.

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Having recently moved from a very disappointing career at Oxy, this story is without a doubt the best example of what I experienced. I had several conversations with my supervisor asking him what he was going to do when someday soon the top managers looked down from the ivory palace and made the sudden realization that we had more managers at 40 to 60 dollar per barrel of oil prices than we did in 2013/2014 arena of 100 dollar per barrel oil prices.

Constant promises and attempts to motivate the people bringing in the cash that were never awarded. Constant conversations about how the people are the most important asset, yet the lower managers had no real authority to award any compensation for the most productive workers.

Sad to say, only a really good cleansing bust in the oil prices is probably the only thing that can correct the situation.

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Post ID: @zctf+YK7mleZ

This is hysterical,,, sure you are not talking about Pioneer?

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Post ID: @6rwc+YK7mleZ

I remember seeing a version of this for the first time as a fresh employee and thinking it was hyperbole. After witnessing needless VP promotions, dozens of reorganizations, and internal HR programs designed to boost employee engagement, all of which have nothing to do with boosting profits, now this little blurb just makes me sad.

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