(To the tune of “its beginning to look a lot like Christmas”)
It’s beginning to look a lot like Depot,
Everywhere you turn
Take a look at the 5 for 10
And the font it’s written in
With cluttered lanes and top stock that overflows..
Oh it’s beginning to look a lot like Depot
Cuts in every store
But the most discouraging sight to see
Is the lack of employees
As angry customers rush out our front doors.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Depot
Everywhere you go
Freight is filling the air
As employees pull out their hair
And store morale has never ever been this Low
Oh it’s beginning to look a lot like Depot
Soon more stores will close
And the thing that really makes me cringe
Is that stock prices keep rising
At this company formerly known as Lowe’s