Sit down children and let me tell you a story about the shoeshiner.
So just a few months ago the shoeshiner in Bld 15 was entrusted with three delicate souls to lead, mentor, and provide professional guidance. Although everyone else knew what the outcome would be, the shoeshiner remained vigilant and determined to come out of the dark cave of protection once more to spread his jam on the world.
Within 30 days one employee escaped with their life as they found somewhere else to call home. The other two were not so lucky, as both of their positions were eliminated today. One of which has served this company for an extended period of time, volunteered on countless occasions to help others, took on more than was ever required or expected. These qualities were rewarded with a below expectation rating on their review. This is strange as this individual performed so well that they were promoted just a few months before they were assigned to the shoeshiner. Yet, only after two months they suddenly became below expectation worthy and today became the last day to be employed by CHK.
Now the shoeshiner must have reports to justify the managers title and so today there were several new faces selected for the shoeshiner to destroy. This small list was hand selected and will be the next ones to leave CHK. So continues the shoeshiner dialogue. 👞 👢 👠